NERDS OVER A COULDREN OF FLESH BILLBOARD by Jeff Grove
 
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The plop heard round the world: this is IT! The very first Three Day Stubble release, and what more appropriate format than the then maligned, but now ever so trendy 8-Track? This 8-Track only release, succinctly titled "NERD ROCK", came out in 1982. It originaly was packaged, along with some loose potato chips, in a plain brown paper lunch bag (the 8-Track itself was protected in a zip-lock sandwich bag). It sold for a list price of $2.86 at all the better Houston record stores.
   
The "Friendly Park Survivors" cassette was released in 1983 [410k .aiff]. Its packaging was similar to the 8-track, except the chips were now contained in order to protect the lunch bag. This is the most comprehensive compilation of the early recordings. Brently and Solomon compiled this masterpiece, making sure to include all the legendary cult classic / experimental tracks.
   

It took a while to get the "Monster " LP together, but in 1986 it was finally grunted out on Fart Blossom Enterprises. It was a lot of work trying to get this one out - oweee! Bob Durkee (FBE) was deep in debt to the pressing plant, which was owned by a slimy L.A. entrepreneur named Tabb Rex, but through the judicious application of Pusser's big stick and Donald's even bigger wads of cash, the album finaly went to press.

   
The "Wafer of Darkness" CD, named for one of Stubble's most popular live songs, was released in 1991. In concept the "Wafer" was to be made of black vinyl and packaged without any writing at all, but economics and tradition demanded the next release be CD only. Eat the "Wafer" baby, comin' down (load) on you!" [507k .aiff]
   
"Festival of the Wedding of the Seagoat" CD came out in October of 1993 during the first full length national tour, a hyper-mobile assault on good taste which also spawned the best selling expose "Hamster of the Gods." Here is a tasty morsel, a scrap if you will, fallen from a "Festival" goers plate for you to (ouch) relish. [449k .aiff]
   

The "Rubbing and Wiggling for You" VHS Video Tape is a rare treat, offering a look into Stubble's past, and our galaxy's future. The "embryo grunt edition" came out in September of 1994 just prior to the Bum Titty Butter Boy Tour . Most of the Quicktime movies (including the fabulous "Pee Fountain") are from this fine family video.

   
Staged in March of 1998 in San Francisco, The Figshta Diaries tells the musical story of a girl's painful rejection by her family and society, her loss of mental health, and of her ultimate, if ambiguous, psychic redemption.  Songs include the rec-room minimalist bounce of "Figstha", the synth slide guitar mind warp of "Gigglefat Carbuncle Smile", and the nervous funk of "Baby Butt Baby".  Original cast members in the Nerd Rock Opera - shining stars of the San Francisco demimonde, perform for guest vocal spots.
   
Created by Nif D., this 28 page beautiful work of art depicts the legendary beginings of Nerd Rock and the wacky reality of Three Day Stubble's first gig. Help the nerds fing their gig. Solve the word scramble. Cut out post cards and send them to your friends. Connect the dots and enjoy the hours of coloring and fun for all ages.
 
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